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Post by Elli on Oct 12, 2008 13:12:41 GMT -6
Milly: *holding her gun to Elli's head* We've been feeling out of the loop lately... so now I am forcing Elli to make this new thread. Muhahahaha! Aidan: *pulled away from his vacation place in Hawaii* *looks like he was kissing someone* HEY! *blushes* I was enjoying my vacation Elli, what's up with the... *sees Milly holding the gun to Elli* Umm... okay... Kern: Cayden: Hello... umm... what's up with Kern? Flyn: Judging by the position he's in, and the place he is in relative to Milly's position... I'd say he got punched.
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Oct 16, 2008 18:46:44 GMT -6
Kendi: Since it's Elli's birthday today, we'll give her control of one of my characters for three posts! How 'bout Pyro? Baethan: No, Ahearn! Kendi: Aw, but it would be a real and meaningful sacrifise to allow someone as twisted as Elli the awesome to control my favorite. Pyro: It is also my birthday today. Kendi: Well, that wouldn't work, now would it? What are you, -two years old? Pyro: Yes, and I have yet to be given a real name. Kendi: oh... yes... oops.... Uh... how about Baethan? Ahearn? Here, take 'em both! *shoves them into you* Ahearn and Baethan: Hey! Kendi: Drown them for all I care! I need to go sob in the emo corner and try to find Pyro a real name! *runs off crying* Pyro: Oh dear, ^^ that leaves me completely at the mercy of two jealous non-favorite characters under the control of a mistress of torture like Elli.... Do I get any cake? Kendi(from across the room): No, it's for Elli! And quit being out-of-character! *sob* Take it! *throws cake at Elli* Ahearn and Baethan: Hey! Kendi! Baethan: Don't leave us here with her, Kendi! Ahearn: Do you know what she is capable of? Baethan: *hides under table* Ahearn: Do you want to take it out on the favorite character? Baethan: Sure! Pyro: Elli, you must take over now.... *nervous smile*
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Post by Elli on Oct 17, 2008 9:55:32 GMT -6
Elli: *evil grin* Kay: HELLO! !!!!! (Apparently I said it with a lot of enthusiasm.) ... (It's only supposed to be one exclamation point, Elli... Muhahahaha!!!! Kendi: You said your real name, Ellli, so I changed it.
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Post by Aly on Oct 18, 2008 18:19:59 GMT -6
Aly: *steals Ahearn from Elli* Now he ust confess everything to me! xD What is your real name?! Ahearn: ... Sachi: ... Trey: ... Aly: ... this isn't working! *tosses Ahearn back to Elli*
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Post by Elli on Oct 19, 2008 11:29:32 GMT -6
Milly: *catches Ahearn in midair* Elli can I keep it?! Elli: Okay..
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Oct 21, 2008 14:56:27 GMT -6
Ahearn: Can I go back to being Kendi's character? ...who thought I would ever say that? I must be desperate.... Baethan: I know Horsy's real name... *leans in close to Aly and whispers* It's Jessica.... Pyro: I found some cake! *munch munch* Ahearn: Kendi, you know that you made Pyro completely clueless and out of touch with reality? Kendi: What's your point? Pyro: *thinks* I will wake up soon, and be back in the castle.... I am glad this dream has cake! ^^
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Post by Elli on Oct 22, 2008 15:01:30 GMT -6
Elli: *rolls eyes* Oh, and Pyro, you do know that the cake is almost a week old, and I don't think anyone has thought to cover it? Milly: Hmm... hey Elli... have you seen my poison? It was over by the cake, but my vial is empty... Aidan: *head desk* YOU IDIOT!!!!
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Oct 24, 2008 15:09:59 GMT -6
Pyro: Alas, m'lady, I do come from the Middle Ages, -back when most of our food was kept for weeks. Baethan: *snickers* Ahearn: WHAT WAS THAT JESSICA COMMENT? Baethan: Hehehe! Kendi: Wait... poison? POISON?! MILLY! TIME TO DIE!!! *pulls out Pencil of Death and draws hole under Milly*
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Post by Elli on Oct 26, 2008 11:47:40 GMT -6
Milly: Oh no you don't! *pulls out her own pencil and draws herself a grappling hook, which she attached to Ahearn, and used him to pull herself out of the way of the hole. Alas poor Ahearn wasn't so lucky* Aidan: >_< I'm glad Elli never allows me to go that far back in time........ Elli: *walks in* Hey Aidan, guess what?! I have a friend with this awesome plot for a medieval roleplay. I decided that you'd be perfect for that position and... Aidan: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I WON'T GO BACK TO A TIME WITH NO HYGIENE!!! LOOK WHAT IT DID TO PYRO!!!!
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Oct 26, 2008 14:58:34 GMT -6
Pyro: *to himself* It seems as though I have a mouse living in my shoe.... Ahearn: *falls into hole* >_< I would be so ticked-off if this was deeper than three feet. I'm so glad Kendi is shallow. Baethan: Ooooh! You know that comment is going to cost you some internal organs? Kendi: *not paying attention* Hm, I really should try to learn to drive so I can meet Elli on the road sometime! ^^ Ahearn: Don't count on it, Elli. You're likely to meet Kendi on the sidewalk from the way she drives... Baethan: If you DO see her on the road, she'll be the one with the deer sticking out of the front, and the mailbox sticking out of the back! Kendi: >=( *fumes* Ahearn: She probably wouldn't make it ten feet from her house anyway. Baethan: Yeah, she'll probably park her car IN the house! Both: *roflol* Kendi: *eyetwitch* Just remember that I'm the one who gave you kidneys... I can take them away... Baethan: Yeah, by hitting them with a car! *nudges Ahearn* Ahearn: Shutup, Baethan. I like my kidneys right where they are. O.O Kendi: *pulls out Medieval weapons and tosses them to Elli's characters* Knock yourselves out! -And make it painful! *evil laughter* DON'T INSULT THE BIRTHDAY GIRL!
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Post by Elli on Oct 26, 2008 16:04:10 GMT -6
Aidan: I don't really relish in tor... *looks at Baethan* I forgot you were here... *evil grin* Milly: *looks at the weapons* These are too up to date... you know there are some better weapons that will actually break off in the body cause their so flimsy... *babbles on and on about weapons* *looks at Ahearn, then back at the weapons* Oh well, fun is fun. Muhahahahaha!!!
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Post by Kelila on Nov 7, 2008 17:59:02 GMT -6
Kelila: *jumps through the door* LOL HAI GAIZ!!! Reori: Please. Don't embarass us. Velunus: Who's embarassed? ... Who are you, anyway? Reori: ... Ylana: He's my psychotic little brother. *slaps Reori on the back* Reori: HEY! Watch the wings! And I'm not your /little/ brother, anyway! We're twins, for crying out loud! Ylana: Well, I'm older-- Reori: By what, ten minutes?! Big whoop. Kelila: Just stop it, you two. Do I have to put you in time-out or something? Dirck: Oooh, that would be interesting to see, yes? Velunus: Time-out for a troublesome twosome, eh? Sounds very interesting indeed. Kelila: Actually, you're one of the troublesome ones. Ylana's my little angel. Ylana: O:-) Reori: What?! Oh, yeah, sure, miss goody-two-shoes. Velunus: *throws a wad of paper at Baethan*
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Nov 7, 2008 18:15:48 GMT -6
Baethan: *bats for it with a rolled-up newspaper* *misses and gets hit in the face* Ahearn: Your hand-eye coordination sucks. Kendi: Hehehehe, Reori should go to time out. ^^ -you know, this stuff is pretty funny! Keep it coming, everyone! Baethan: *grabs paper and tosses it back at Velunus* *paper hits Dirck* Ahearn: Your aim too. Baethan: But I bet I could kick your butt at wii boxing! Ahearn: I can kick your butt in real boxing. Baethan: ...well, I knew you were going to say that 'cus I read minds. HA! And right now, you're thinking about how cute Keli is and wondering if you can hit on her without Sachi noticing. Ahearn: I am not thinking that! You lying- I was thinking about getting some oatmeal! Baethan: Likely story, Horsy. Kendi: Methinks we need a bigger corner for the time-outs. XD
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Post by Kelila on Nov 7, 2008 18:47:55 GMT -6
Dirck: Neh! >_O *fires an arrow at Baethan's foot* Kelila: Oh, Ahearn's thinking THAT, is he? Well, take /that/, you girlfriend-betrayer! *kicks Ahearn in the shins* I hope Sachi asks about your bruises! > Reori: I'm too old for time out. Kelila: No you aren't! *shoves him into a dog crate* Stay there until I need you! Reori: HEY! Lemme out! This constitutes abuse, you know!! Velunus: *dances on top of crate*
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Nov 7, 2008 18:58:34 GMT -6
((BUAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE VELUNUS'S RANDOM CRATE-DANCE! XD)) Baethan: O)O *jumps* Ahearn: I really was thinking about oatmeal! Baethan's always making these things up! Baethan: *snickers* Hey Sachi! Check out Ahearn's bruises! Ahearn: *throws Baethan out the window* Pyro: *dances like Velunus* ^^
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Post by Kelila on Nov 8, 2008 16:40:22 GMT -6
((Fauns dance for any and all reasons. Hence, the newly invented Dance O' The Crate.)) Velunus: *starts a crazy dance circle with Pyro, Desiderius, and Grelluvire* Grelluvire: (trying to keep up) But I don't LIKE to dance! ;_; Desi: I hear you, I hear you. Just keep up and you won't get trodden on. Reori: Somebody LET ME OUT!!! D:< Ylana: Uh, you can just stick your fingers through the bars and unlatch it. Reori: Oh, yeah. *wiggles fingers through* Keli: Noooo, don't let 'im out! *tips the cage foreward onto Reori's hand* Reori: NGAAAAAAAH!!! *pries fingers out* Look what you did!
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Post by Aly on Nov 10, 2008 19:53:01 GMT -6
Aly: You two-timer! *advances on Ahearn* How can I walk my lovely daughter down the aisle knowing that you betrayed her? You juggler! You cankerblossom! D< *persues* Kenji: Won't... I be walking my daughter down the aisle? Aly: /You painted maypole, yooou!/ ~~ Kenji: But... I'm the Papa. *sings Fiddler on the Roof to himself* Sachi: Dad? What are you doing here? Ahearn! Are you hurt? Don't tell me Aly has been hanging out with Kendi again? Desi & Desi & Desi: WHO STOLE MY NAME?! D<
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Post by Elli on Nov 10, 2008 21:44:47 GMT -6
Milly: *looks around* Where the heck am I?! Is this some sort of crude storage place for bad characters?! Aidan: *shakes head* No... it's called change. Milly: It's unnatural.
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Nov 10, 2008 23:20:17 GMT -6
Ahearn: Yes. And yes. -_-' *thinks* I just wanted some oatmeal.... Baethan: Hey, don't you start thinking about Keli again when your girl is right next to- *gets Ahearn's elbow in his mouth* Ahearn: It isn't funny. *points toward kitchen dramatically* Now go get me some oatmeal! Baethan: Aye-aye, cap'n cheater! Ahearn: *kicks* Baethan: Ow, ow! *limps to kitchen* Pyro: *falls over with the crate* X_^ haha. Perhaps we should continue dancing thither on solid ground. *makes weak gesture away from the crate* Baethan: *walkes in kitchen and screams* MILLY!!! WHATAREYOUDOINGHEREDON'TKILLME!!?!
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Post by Kelila on Nov 11, 2008 8:07:43 GMT -6
Grelluvire: (sprawled on the floor) Ooooh, I /told/ you I don't like to dance! Velunus: *sits up* A little mishap, eh? LET'S DO IT AGAIN! Desiderius: Let's not. My hoof almost got stuck between the bars of that cage. Reori: *starts rocking the crate back and forth, attempting to stand it back up so he can get out* Keli: Oatmeal?! <.< >.> *had grits for breakfast* Velunus: (to Milly) This is /perfectly/ normal! Why, this is one of the most normal days I've ever had! Desiderius: That's not saying much. Narnia was just created a while back, remember? You're not even two years old. Velunus: Oh. Yeah. WOOHOO FOR IMMATURITY!!!
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