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Post by Elli on Nov 11, 2008 10:35:15 GMT -6
Milly: *hits Velunus on the head* *glares at Baethan* I hate it when idiots attack Elli's roleplays. Aidan: That's not very nice... *sigh* Sometimes I wonder where Elli gets her inspiration for you. Elli: That's easy. I think of all the things I want to do to my little brother, and voila! You have Milly. Aidan: I hope to God that you don't actually do those things to your little brother. Elli: T_T Key word here is things I WANT to do to him...
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Nov 12, 2008 23:22:34 GMT -6
Ahearn: If that were true, I wonder where Kendi got her sadistic sense of humor and violent nature. Kendi: How dare you accuse me of that! I'm the sweetest, most innocent person in the world! Ahearn: -in REAL life? Kendi: Of COURSE in real life! Kayla(my sister): YOU FORGOT TO FEED THE RABBITS! Kendi: *sigh* okay, okay.... Kayla: Now! Kendi: But I- Kayla: THEY'RE GOING TO DIE! Kendi: *silence* Kayla: Go feed the rabbits! Kendi: *more silence* .... *feeds rabbits* Computer: You are running out of space on drive C. Kendi: What? I need more space! *takes breath* .... Mrs. W(choir teacher): Grand Finale is next week. Everyone in the carolling group will have to put on their costumes between.... Kendi: I don't HAVE a costume yet.... -insert homework, birthday-party stress, the screaming baby neice, and the random yelling whenever the twins fight- Kendi: *remains silent* ... *sits on computer* Ahearn: *looks up* What is THA- *gets hit with a randomly flying harp00n* Kendi: *big sigh* I feel much better now.... ^^ -No more stress! *walks away whistling* Baethan: I think it's jus' a outlet for your anger because you're really a big control freak.... Kendi: *turns around, brandishing knife* What was that? Baethan: Uh... noth'n! Kendi: ...work on your grammar too! It drives me nuts, you hick! Baethan: Is it 'cus I'm from Kaaaaaainsus? *over-exaggerated accent* Wer everyone werz "paints" an ar alfabet sounds like: aya be sae dae aey aayyyyef.... Kendi: Just make that oatmeal or I'll stab you in the liver with a plastic sp00n! Ahearn: T_T Get out while you still can. I think she just threatened your life. *sarcasm* *gets hit with another harp00n* Kendi: Also, I think Elli is rubbing off on me. ^^ so, what about you guys?
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Post by Elli on Nov 13, 2008 10:09:28 GMT -6
Milly: I don't like oatmeal... Baethan, get me a fresh, hot apple pie. Aidan: You can't order him.... did you say hot and fresh?! Milly: *nods* Yup! Aidan: Get me a piece! Elli: Me too! Oh, and don't forget the vanilla ice cream. Oh, and Kendi, it's not me that's rubbing off on you... it's Milly.
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Nov 13, 2008 14:58:57 GMT -6
Baethan: Well, I'm hot and- Ahearn: *from other room* HAHAHAHA! ...Oh... I wasn't supposed to have heard that. Apple? Sounds great. Make me some too! Baethan: *folds arms* You guys can't make me do anything! *raspberrys* Kendi: *pulls out plastic sp00n* Make. The pie. Now. Baethan: Fine, I'll make it... *mutters* 'sides, I read all your minds. I know Rat-girl wants me.
Kendi: *bangs head into keyboard* 7878hygo0p ((<-- owie)) Bae-Bae is as inappropriate as I dare to go.
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Post by Fuhrer Kay on Nov 13, 2008 16:33:03 GMT -6
Kay: *eye twitches as she passes by* There's only supposed to be one exclamation point there. And there... and... Grr... *pulls out red editing pen*
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Post by Aly on Nov 13, 2008 20:50:10 GMT -6
Aly: I feel so sad... I have no alternative personality over the Internet, no inner muse. Why can't I join the hoards of phycotic, internet people? Keli, too! We act pretty much the same... Keli: GNAAAAHH!! *frustratingly crumples up paper and eats it* Aly: HAHA! *slaps her on the back* Are you hungry or is Reori critiquing your work again? ((Hey! A funny story about us! Keli: So, Reori got mad that I beat him yesterday... Aly: ~? What? How did you beat him? Keli: I beat him at this game, and he's been pouting ever since. Aly: You... beat a figment of your imagination at a game? How is that possible? Keli: It's a game, with dice and *draws picture* It's like that. Aly: ... Keli: I'm pretty sure he cheated. Aly: I think you might really be schizophrenic. Keli: *smilies innocently* ))
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Post by Elli on Nov 14, 2008 15:46:06 GMT -6
Elli: lol, that is good. Milly: *glares a Baethan* I am not a rat girl... that was one time! Would you rather have died?! Aidan: *starts to laugh* You are very obstinant. It took them weeks to get you to stay in the freaking hospital. Then thanks to Baethan, we uncovered the randomness of that roleplay... good times... good times. Milly: *glares at Aidan and Baethan* And you people wonder why I am the way I am... Getting shot is no picnic! And I swear that doctors are evil people who relish in other's pain.
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Nov 14, 2008 22:50:23 GMT -6
((Lol, Keli!)) Baethan: Don't get me started on doctors. *whimper* *sticks pie in oven* Kendi: *sing-song* Time for a check-up! Baethan: *drops pie and runs* Ahearn: Wait, how does he know how to bake? Bae, make me more food! Kendi: Well, Bae-Bae and doctors are no laughing matter. Ahearn: You're taking it lightly enough. Kendi: That's because it's also time for you to go to the vet, Horse-boy. Ahearn: *changes forms, runs, slips on the pie, and lands on the crate* Pyro: *barely evaded being smashed by giant horse* If he ran that way and the kitchen is over there, how did he end up back here on the- Kendi: Shh!
((Don't worry, Kay. I am also a grammar nazi and pay special attention to keeping my sentenses properly puntuated.))
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Post by Kelila on Nov 15, 2008 11:58:55 GMT -6
Reori: *is smashed inside crate* Mrrrrr... I think you broke something... Keli: YAY! Now I won't have to worry about him for a while! ^_^ Thanks, girlfriend-cheater Ahearn! (Just kidding. About what, you'll have to figure out!) Grelluvire: OHMYGOSH!!! *drags Reori out of the wreckage* We have to take him to Lady Starlight!!! Reori: *is still dazed* wHuU? Who? Whoozzat? Starlight?! *weak struggle* Keli: *whispered aside* Lady Starlight is this generic elf character I made up. She rules a fantastic magical land of ridiculously cute animals and unicorns. Ylana: *snicker* Velunus: @.@ UNICORNS?! WE HAVE /PLENTY/ OF THOSE IN NARNIA!!! Desiderius: Why are you yelling? Stop yelling. You're hurting my ears. Velunus: WHAT?!? Desiderius: *sigh*
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Post by Elli on Nov 19, 2008 10:31:52 GMT -6
Milly: *sigh* Crazy people are annoying... so are annoying people. Aidan: *sob* Milly: Would you shut up already! Aidan: I don't know who I am anymore!!!! Elli: I'm sorry!!! Aidan: NO YOUR NOT!! Elli: Your right... I'm not. Okay guys... Aidan just found out that I use him for multiple roleplays, but his name changes from Aidan to Cayden... so now he is having an identity crisis.
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Post by Fuhrer Kay on Nov 19, 2008 10:34:53 GMT -6
Teru: You people are idiots... Kay: Agreed, though you might want to whisper it. They go rabid. Teru: If they touch me, they will die...
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Post by Elli on Nov 19, 2008 10:36:37 GMT -6
Milly: *glares at Teru* I can touch you and live!! *barely pokes Teru in the stomach* EllI: *rolls eyes* Cay... Aidan! Stop! Aidan: You don't even call me by the right name! *stands on top of the roof* Elli: I can decided whether or not you live or die from that fall. Aidan: Darn...
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Post by Fuhrer Kay on Nov 19, 2008 10:38:43 GMT -6
Teru: *pulls out a shotgun* Kay: Blood pressure... Teru: But they're being idiots. Kay: True, but they are needed for roleplays to be finished and move on. Teru: I could take their place. Kay: Also true, but I'm currently sitting beside the player of those characters, and I would not enjoy being attacked for your misdoings. Teru: ...Fine. *puts away shotgun* ... *stabs Cayden only a little* Go cut yourself, emo boy.
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Post by Elli on Nov 19, 2008 10:40:57 GMT -6
Aidan: *cries* You made him call me Cayden!!!! *thinks* Also I am not emo. *hair goes black* NOT FUNNY ELLI!!!! Elli: I thought it was. Milly: *looks at Teru* That's my way... give me violence, or give me death! Elli: That's not a good thing to shout to the stars.
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Post by Fuhrer Kay on Nov 19, 2008 10:42:59 GMT -6
Teru: ... ... ... ... ... Idiots... If opposed by one of you, I would surely disemobowel you, but, as I am being held back under the occurence of not having a reason to, you will live for now. *crosses arms* Kay: I didn't know you knew many words. Teru: You made me up literally five minutes ago. I doubt you know much about me at the current moment in time.
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Post by Elli on Nov 19, 2008 10:49:42 GMT -6
Milly: Okaaaay.... Aidan: *sits down in a corner* Elli: Kay... he is very weird... Random Fan Girl: What's your favorite color?! What do you look like?! When were you born?! What's your bloodtype?! Are you single?! *fan girl squeel*
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Post by Fuhrer Kay on Nov 19, 2008 10:53:43 GMT -6
Teru: *archs a brow* Dark green, the image at the top, April 11, O Negative, and yes, I am. Kay: Wow... Teru: Now, I have one for you... How would you like to die?
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Post by Elli on Nov 19, 2008 11:01:55 GMT -6
RFG: *runs away screaming* I thought you were my ideal guy!!!! Milly: ROFL Elli: Wow... Aidan: ... ....
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Post by Fuhrer Kay on Nov 19, 2008 11:08:24 GMT -6
Teru: Hmph... Kay: You certainly have a way with women. Teru: And men. Kay: Well... Yes, but- Teru: It was a joke.
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Post by Elli on Nov 19, 2008 11:09:07 GMT -6
Everyone: ....
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