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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Jul 21, 2009 21:33:07 GMT -6
(( Open: 1x1 Kendi and Kktwin Genre: Fan roleplay, anime/manga cannon characters(any), humor (crack) Setting: An old diner. All characters and anime/manga belong to their respective creators.  For the sake of lurkers, I'll link to pictures of the characters we use. First one: Chrollo/Kororo Hunter x Hunter)) Chrollo tapped his finely-shaped nails on the counter impatiently. He had been waiting for a full seven minutes for his most recent contact to show up, and so far, the man didn't impress him. After the loss of his band of merry bandits, the head Spider had now found himself willing to ally with any low-life in the world of anime, -but not unless they arrived before his cherry moca got cold! ((-cue random anime villain #2!)) |
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Post by kaitlyn on Jul 21, 2009 22:35:57 GMT -6
"Oh could you get me some first water please?"
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Jul 21, 2009 22:40:18 GMT -6
Feeling his cameo senses tingle, the long-coat-clad man spun around on his stool. "Hello," he said politely, "I would like to introduce myself," He put on a smile that dripped with his charm and "wondefully" deceptive personality. "My name is Kororo. In America, they call me 'Chrollo', but most of my goons- erm... I mean 'comrades' call me 'Danchou'." He smiled again.
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Post by kaitlyn on Jul 21, 2009 22:46:40 GMT -6
"Hello Kororo dear my name is Maestro Delphine Eraclea but most of my servants call me 'Maestro' or 'lady Delphine'." (( Kendi- Maestro Delphine Last Exile )) |
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Jul 21, 2009 22:54:24 GMT -6
"Oh?" Chrollo smiled as innocently as possible, "So, by your attire, I assume you are my lovely contact?" From the name, one might have expected a man, but that no longer mattered. What a delightful fashion sense! he thought, She's just my type! He stroked his fur collar nonchalantly and waved the waiter over, "A coffee for my new partner," he turned back to her, "is there anything you would like to eat?" --- Feitan was bored. Very bored. There were no new torture guides to read, no new people to make miserable, and not a shiny object to be seen. Who knew where his partner-in-crime might be at a time like this? Oh well, there was always pick-pocketing to waste time. Passing a diner, he hid in an alley to wait for an unsuspecting stranger to pass by. ((Pick a stranger, any stranger!)) (( Feitan one of Chrollo's "comrades", allegedly 4'9" tall. Also from Hunter x Hunter)) |
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Post by kaitlyn on Jul 21, 2009 23:07:56 GMT -6
"Anything that is expensive, pretty and hard to get!" Delphine said as she smiled like the creeper she was. -- "I'm starvin'" chou said as he walked up the road to the diner. (( Kendi- Sawagejô Chou Rurouni Kenshin )) |
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Jul 21, 2009 23:21:48 GMT -6
Chrollo blinked in disbelief. He and this woman had so much in common, it was uncanny!
He slid his arm gracefully over the counter and looked up at the half-conscious waiter with shining black eyes, "Two Specials, please,"
A great gasp emitted from the whole of the diner at the mention of the hallowed word.
The wait yawned, "Anything else?"
"No thank you," Chrollo waved him away and then turned his attention back to Delphine, "So... tell me about your country, Miss," Using the word 'Miss' was a stretch, but he hoped she was not attached.
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Hardly a minute had passed before Feitan saw a target; golden locks longer than he was tall, attached to a man who was also much taller than Feitan, came into view.
He looks like a troll doll in a samurai costume, the Spider mused, running for his target at the speed of one hour multiplied by every inch in height he should have been for a man his age, and then divided by fourty-three, which resulted in his fist nearly reaching Chou's gut at the speed of sound.
((note that I said "nearly". He can still dodge the attack))
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Post by kaitlyn on Jul 21, 2009 23:59:19 GMT -6
"Oh My "country"? You mean my world" Delphine said with a smile that would even make hisoka's smile run off his face and hide..ok maybe not.
"My world is a place were I make the rules from my Guild ships.. and stalk little kids. I'm so beautiful." Delphine said as she looked in her glass "don't you agree Chrollo dear?"
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"Whoa! What was that?" Chou said as he jumped out of the way. "If that was that brat Sôjirô- SHOOT HE'S COMIN' BACK!"
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Jul 22, 2009 0:13:58 GMT -6
Chrollo's face turned pale. (or would have, had it not already been so.) That creeper grin reminded him of someone... hm... A creeper who stalks children, now who... oh, not important. Thankfully, he found those traits highly attractive. And somewhere far away, a scary clown giggled with perverted delight. ((ROFLOL!)) "Why yes, I am -I mean you are beautiful, my Lady," Chrollo's voice oozed with forced sweetness as he fawned over the woman. -- Feitan ran right into the wall of the diner, bounced off with a curse, and then shot back toward Chou, this time, withdrawing a black umbrella from seemingly no where. This man was no mere hippie! Upon nearing Chou, Feitan opened his weapon. Keep your eye on the shoot, he willed, while I pull the trigger.... "Can I eat it, Lust?" A voice broke his concentration, sending him tumbling over his own black cloak. Feitan went literally flying a few feet off-target, heading straight for the garbage cans on the other side of the street. Fortunately, he put the umbrella to good use and his collision almost didn't hurt him. "Can I?" a blobby man pointed to Chou's head. It looked so pretty and... tastey.... (( Gluttony Fullmetal Alchemist )) |
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Post by kaitlyn on Jul 22, 2009 0:57:24 GMT -6
"I do love men who appreciate beauty"Delphine said with a hint of enjoyment.
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Chou looked at the short fat man and back at feitan"Why are so many little men trying to kill me lately!First it was that Battôsai guy and now--
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Jul 22, 2009 1:25:34 GMT -6
((I LOLed, though I'm sure you heard it!))
"Two... Specials," The waiter said, dropping a couple of plastic baskets before the odd couple, "Deep-fried black widows, drizzled in cheese, bacon grease, and Anatorian water,"
Chrollo was outraged, "Do you know who I am?" He stood up dramatically so as to draw attention. Thinking better of it, he sat back down, "Well, nevermind who I am. Ahem. Let's just say that eating spiders is considered canibalism where I'm from. We Spiders are a noble, honorable, and dignifie-"
A sudden thump caused him to turn his head. At that time, Feitan had just rebounded off the wall into some garbage cans on the other side of the street.
"Ahem," clearing his throat again, "dignified group of indivisuals. I refuse to eat it,"
The waiter blinked. "Then why the heck did you order this crap? I don't give refunds. Your skinny girlfriend can eat yours if you want, meh," and walked away, embarrassed by all the attention these clowns were drawing.
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Feitan cursed again. This opponent was good, -better than he had believed when he had first sighted him. Picking himself up, the assassin tossed a stray banana peel that had found its way under his bandana.
That certain banana peel was a banana peel with a mission. It would not be denied. The blackened fruit skin went flying toward the back of Chou's head.
"Lust? Lust? Lust!" The chubby little man complained. "Can I eat it? Can I eat it, Lust?" he began to drool. Why wouldn't his Lust answer him?
Of course, the answer could be that it was because the person standing next to him was not Lust.
((Dun dun duuuun!))
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Post by kaitlyn on Jul 22, 2009 2:01:15 GMT -6
"Oh waiter" Delphine called the poor man over. "Here take this as pay for the food and drinks" Delphine said as she dropped a small gold ring into his hands. Delphine watched as He slipped it into his pocket. "What! He didn't put it on!" Delphine said in disbelief that her evil plan had failed to work. ---- Chou spun around to see who that fat thing was talking too."Battôsai!!!  " "Oro?" (( Kendi- Himura Kenshin/ Hitokiri Battosai Rurouni Kenshin )) |
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Jul 23, 2009 1:01:20 GMT -6
Chrollo was now distracted.
His frequent glances out the window gave him glimpses of a tall-haired man, a round creature, and a red-haired woman. The latter wasn't too bad for looks either; in fact, she was also his type, he mused.
"Ahem," The Spider broke his own thoughts so as to keep in character, "Now, Lady Delphine," with a new and suggestive tone, he took her hand and said, "I would like to get to know you better...." Chrollo removed a book from his lap and placed her clawed hand on it, "Tell me about your powers," he raised a well-plucked eyebrow as though uttering the phase was supposed to be flattering on a first date.
Chrollo just hoped she couldn't read. Otherwise, he would have to make up an excuse for the title of the book, which blatantly read "Bandit's Secret".
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Feitan sized the newcomers up. He decided that the dingy red-head couldn't be holding much, and everything the fat man held was probably in his stomach. However, the first man had a few very nice-looking swords on him that Feitan wouldn't mind taking. Ignoring the other two, he charged again for Chou.
The banana peel felt insulted to have been ignored. Out of indifference, it stayed stuck to the back of Chou's head.
"Lust? LUST!" Gluttony pulled on Kenshin's sleeve.
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Post by Hayleigh on Jul 24, 2009 0:52:45 GMT -6
((AHHH! LUST AND GLUTTONY! I KNOW THEM! LOLZ))
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Jul 26, 2009 21:50:59 GMT -6
(( XD The others are from obscure anime/manga. -'cept Kenshin. Gluttony mistook him for Lust because he's so pretty and effeminate.
Feitan is the character I've been using as my avatar. He's just so darling even though he's a creepy sadist. ^^ ))
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