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Post by Aly on Mar 23, 2008 1:56:57 GMT -6
"Oh, yeah? Oh yeah?!" Kornith retorted, inexplicitably gifted with a nasal New Yorker accent, "Well, well.... Your a caitiff, Caitiff!" To finish his pathetic return, Kornith stuck out his manly tounge.
(( Eww... "manly tounge"? Haha, what on earth?! ))
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Mar 23, 2008 2:02:10 GMT -6
Unfortunately for Kornith, K's tongue was much manlier, and when he stuck his out, it burned Kornith's eyes. ((XDDD Oh boy... here we go!))
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Post by Aly on Mar 23, 2008 2:09:23 GMT -6
(( I'm so glad you can match my randomness xD ))
"AHH!! MY EYES!" Kornith cried. Turning from the horrible sight of a manlier tounge, Kornith pleaded, "Mercy, Mercy!" Little could he know, but Kornith did the unthinkable... a triple backflip from a sitting position! He landed on K's shoulders and stood there in a hand stand! "Take that! Mr. Manly!"
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Mar 23, 2008 2:39:28 GMT -6
But K's shoulders were manlier also, and they burned Korniths hands when he landed on them! ((I'm glad we share a sense of humor))
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Post by Aly on Mar 23, 2008 16:30:31 GMT -6
Falling to his knees in an act of desperation, Konrith cried out to his maker, "Is there not one manlier thing you have created to me?!?" Meanwhile, a young girl sat snickering behind the computer screen... Giggling childishy, she though, "Hehe, that's what you get for being evil. Taaaake THAT!! ((Kornith's hair grows long and shiney)) and THAT! ((Kornith has no muscles)) Mr. Manly, indeed."
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Mar 23, 2008 19:27:31 GMT -6
K stared in disbelief. His overall manliness was kicking Kornith's butt, and he wasn't even touching him! Suddenly, his hair turned pink and he shrunk to three feet tall! "I'm boooooored!" a voice echoed from nowhere... or so it seemed!
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Post by Aly on Mar 23, 2008 21:03:57 GMT -6
Noticing K's sudden tranceformation (and of course, mourning his own sudden change), Kornith siezed the opportunity. "MIDGETBALL!" He yelled with a fury, racing towards the tiny K, scooping him up, and throwing him like an over-stuffed football!
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Mar 23, 2008 21:24:44 GMT -6
K whizzed through the air, smacking Arya in the head and bouncing off of her before flying back at Kornith, his super manly midget legs aiming to kick the nose!
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Post by Aly on Mar 24, 2008 3:33:20 GMT -6
Gasping at the surprise, Arya staggered for a moment before yelling, "Why, - You!" Running after the unfamiliar midget, she yelled and shook her fist. Then she stopped abruptly at seeing the feminine Kornith and the mutated K.
"A-Arya!" Kornith stammered in surprise at seeing her. A tiny, hard foot then commenced to make contact with his nose...
"Hah," Arya grunted, ignoring the wailing Kornith and the tiny K. Rolling up her sleeved, Arya advanced toward the two, "Good. Now I can pound on you both at the same time!"
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Mar 24, 2008 3:41:34 GMT -6
Mini K screamed and grabbed Kornith's hand, still possessing his manly strength, as he dragged Kornith across the ground while fleeing Arya's wrath! ((lol, "Arya's wrath" that sounds ridculous!))
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Post by Aly on Mar 24, 2008 4:51:31 GMT -6
"Get back here, Pipsqueak!" Arya yelled over the men's shrill cries. Thunderous were her foot falls and she left a fire in her wake, "Your face has yet to meet my fist!!" Kornith, with tears of fear bubbling around his eyes, declared to K, "Behold! The woman I loved! Imagine this every day!"
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Mar 24, 2008 4:55:51 GMT -6
(("Thunderous were her foot falls and she left a fire in her wake" LOL!!)) "I find her strangely attractive..." K muttered, looking over his manly shoulder. Suddenly, his manly self ran into a non-manly tree, causing the Kornith-man-lady-thing to crash into it with him. OH NO! They were at her mercy now!
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Post by Aly on Mar 24, 2008 5:14:38 GMT -6
"WHAT?!" Kornith asked, popping up into a sitting position, his long, silky hair in disarray, "You're insane, man! Insane!" A hard pound came down upon his head. The dealer stated, "Were you that tormented? Forgive me, then, for being your burden!" Holding his head and his eyes growing as large as saucers, Kornith quickly attempted to compensate, "Y-y-you misunderstand! I meant merely that you are my girl, and no one else's!" The only response was a well-dealt THWACK! and a high-pitched, "I am not property!!" With Kornith out of the way(quite literally a puddled ball), Arya turned her flaming fury to the pink pipsqueak "As for you!" She hissed...
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Mar 24, 2008 5:18:22 GMT -6
K cowered and hoped his overwhelming manliness would save him this time...
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Post by Aly on Mar 24, 2008 5:27:48 GMT -6
"You're so tiny!!" *wobbly eyes* Once the passing illiteracy had fled, Arya quickly tackled the man and grabbed his little hands. Lifting him up and down and up and down, Arya cooed, "You're dust de pinkest, widdolest ting I evur saw! Yees yoo are! Yees yoo are!"
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Mar 24, 2008 5:33:27 GMT -6
K stared at Arya like this: O______o before biting her.
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Post by Aly on Mar 24, 2008 5:44:10 GMT -6
"GAHH!!" Arya cried, "Geroffa me!" Squinting her eyes and flailing her arm, Arya gave one, good kick to the whimpering Kornith as to get his attention. Pointing to K, who was attached to her arm, Arya cried, "GET THE LEECH OFF!! OFF!!" *flail* *flail* Mumbling something under his breath, Kornith began to sulk away. Noticing the betrayal, Arya proceeded to hit Kornith over the head with the K attached to her arm! "Get . him . off!"
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Mar 24, 2008 5:51:50 GMT -6
Suddenly, K returned to full size, still attached to Arya's arm! His hair, though was now cotton candy blue. "AHHHHHHHHHH!" Cari fell from the sky, landing on Kornith!
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Post by Aly on Mar 24, 2008 5:55:18 GMT -6
Jumping up, Kornith screeched, "Get behind me, Satan!" Arya reached fr a handful of arrows and continuously beat K upon the head with them. "Vapirious Air-Head!"
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Post by ptsluvsnfl on Mar 24, 2008 5:59:58 GMT -6
Cari was unconscious. "You oh-so-hot, lunatic!" K returned flirtaciously with a wink. ((XD I think he's gotten Trey syndrome))
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