BLOOPERS!!

[Aly]

"It is a good thing I made that nest, you scally wag((<-Pirate imagination coming into play? xP))!" Arya exclaimed, "And why did we fall to our your death but Gaddan is saved?"
Running up to the screen, Arya tapped on the glass and called to the woman reading these words, "Hey!! Kendi! It's not nice to pick and choose!"

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Gaddan's woke up and looked around. Why! He had fallen on a random mattress! What luck!
Arya was suddenly attacked by rabid ghost squirrels, "Don't mess with the role players!" They cried, "don't make her call Ghostbusters on you!"
Pyro's ghost stopped before Gaddan, "Hey! That was my bed!"
Perhaps it wasn't very random after all...

[Aly]

"ARRRGGH!!" Arya screamed, running through the forest with the rabid squirrels flying behind her, "I'm not dead yet, I'm still breathing, don't enhance my death with random installments!!"
"Hmm." Kornith peeked out from the corner of the screen, I really want to come and play, but I'm not sure if I want to die yet...

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Pyro pulled a random string and a mini van fell from the sky onto Kornith, followed by an elephant (in case the first "accident" didn't kill him).
"Join the fun!"

[Aly]

Jerking his head up and spitting out a mouthful of dirt, Kornith yelled, "You may be dead, but I'll send you to Hades!"
Jumping up, Kornith drwe his sword, "...W-what in the heavens? Why is my sword a pink, fuzzy thing!?!"
Little did he know that his creator was extracting her revenge upon Kornith for making her feel guilty about saying such a crule thing to an adorable little Pyro... and for making her write a run on sentence.

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((lol! XDDDD))
Pyro's ghost floated about, "But... I enjoy haunting people!" he went up behind Cari, "Boo!"
"You cannot haunt someone who is already dead!" Cari protested.
"I know that!" Pyro smiled, "I just wanted to see you again! ^^" He grabbed a pile of metalic confetti and threw it in the air.
"Aw!" Cari grabbed his hand, "...wait... where did you get that shiny confetti...?"
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Meanwhile... another mini van was being loaded into the giant catapult of doom...

[Aly]

Arya ran screaming THWAK into the catapult, was knocked out, and died.
Meanwhile, while Kornith was swatting at the silvery wisp that was Pyro with the giant pink fluff, the airborne minivan same SMACK down on him.
Squirming under the immense weight of the mini van's wheel, Kornith cried, "CURSES AND MALEDICTIONS OVER THESE ABOMINABLE MINIVANS!! Why haven't I died yet?!"

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Pyro covered his ghostly mouth so as not to laugh, "That tickles..." When the van smashed Kornith, he took a step back, "oh dear, not dead yet?" he grimaced slightly at the villian's misfortune... but smiled again, "Better that he remain living rather than join us for eternity!" His transparent hand gave Kornith's head a pat.
Cari arrived at the catapult crash site, holding a lovely fruit basket, "Welcome to..." she trailed off, "oh, here!" She handed the bewildered Arya's ghost her basket and smiled sweetly.

[Aly]

"Hnn? Join you?" Kornith asked, still wiggling a little, "Oyi, you're that pyro kid! Will not hades be twice the torment for you? Why would I want to join you?"

=3 "Thank you!" Arya said with great emthusiasim, accepting the basket. She then commenced with throwing the hard fruit at the rabid squirrles. "NOT SO FUN NOW THAT I CAN HIT YA, EEEHH??" She yelled, chasing after them.

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The squirrels ran up a tree and three ghost acorns at her.
Pyro bounced up and down, "I want to marry my fiance!"
Cari, meanwhile, was picking dead-Pyro-sparkles off her head, "Not without your bride, and your bride needs a long bath..."
Pyro pouted.
Cari sighed, "Even if he is an insane, pyromaniacal, naive, fool, -who doesn't want to marry the human puppy? erm... ghost-human puppy..."

The ghost squirrels began forming their evil plan, "if Kornith joins them, then Arya will be distracted! Then we can load her into the catapult and drop her on unsuspecting people! Muahahaha!"

[Aly]

"D-distracted?" Arya stuttered, and then ran back up to the computer screen. Placing her hands on the glass, she asked, "Am I truly distracted?"
Just then, an acorn bounced off her head.
*vein pulse* "Why, you-!! GET OUT OF THAT TREE!" Arya yelled, ripping the tree right out of the ground!
Meanwhile, Kornith was being slowly tortured by the squishy marriage counseling of a couple-to-be...

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...THAT was an understatement...
"I think you look nice covered in sparkles, -even IF they came from inside my ribcage," Pyro smiled, stroking her hair.
"Oh, you silly mocker," Cari laughed, giving him a playful shove. She looked at Kornith, "do you think he is just saying that to make me feel better that ghosts cannot bathe? He is such an adorably sweet person," she cooed.
"You are much sweeter than I am," Pyro shot an impish grin at Kornith, knowing what torment the man faced watching them. "I would pick you a flower, but my hand goes through them,"

"ABANDON TREE!" The ghost-squirrel leader cried, "THE ENEMY IS A FAT HIPPO! RUN! TO THE ACORN SHOOTERS!" The squirrel army loaded a makeshift machine gun with the precious nuts and shot them toward Arya.

[Aly]

Arya was suddenly armed with a sword and shield.
"Oh, eh?? Where did these come from?" She questioned, looking at her new weapons. Little time did she have to ponder this strange coincidence, for she began to advance on the rabid squirrels, blindly swinging the shiny sword.

Kornith grimaced, struggling all the harder, "Get me outta here!"
Arya burst out of the underbrush, breathing hard and looking wild-eyed. "THE RABID SQUIRRELS ARE ATTACKING!!" She exclaimed, but stopped short upon seeing the scene before her, "Hello? What's this?"
"Is that my sword?" Kornith asked, bewildered, "How on earth-?"
He was silenced as the sword was thrown at him.

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Pyro covered Cari's eyes, "I know that he isn't filled with sparkles..."
The squirrels popped through the bushes like little cannon balls, arms stretched wide for landing on Arya.

[Aly]

"HOW DO YOU KILL A GHOST SQUIRRLE??" Arya yelled, clumsily waving the shield about, "Cuuuurse you, villaaaans!!"
As the sword passes harmlessly through her neck, Arya shighed and said, "Thankgoodness I can't die again..."
Kornith floated beside her and offered, "Need some help with those pesky squirlles?"
Arya glared at him and stated, "Perhaps I'd rather die again..."
Kornith glared at Pyro and Cari, "Perhaps I would, too...."

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"You are adorable!" Cari was hugging Pyro.
Pyro looked at Kornith and waved.
The squirrels landed on Arya's back and head, latching to her. "Weeeeeee!"

[Aly]

A vast array of chibi anvils(c)Spirogs came falling... falling... the chibi anvils came falling, right onto them all.
"AHH!!" Kornith screamed, covering his ears, "Our creator is fusing our in chat with random poem's rhythm!!"
"It's not random!" Arya argued, "It's The Highway Man. How can The Highway Man be random?"
Kornith froze, and then looked over at Arya. "Why are we still talking? Were we not crushed bu the 'chibi anvils'?"
Right, sorry! A feminine voice boomed down from the heavens. The ghosts where immediately squashed.

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Pyro and Cari stared at them both, "They went through us..."
Pyro looked at the screen with a grin, "They all love me too much."

[Aly]

Coughing and swatting the dust away, Kornith called to K, "You are a foolish man!"
Perhaps he had gone to far to hear, but Kornith continued, "You are the true coward. Suicide is no great honor, caitiff!"

K did not hear Kornith, or even pay him much attention.

"Hey! Aren't you listening!" Kornith yelled into the forest, getting up and stomping his feet and flailing his arms, "Come back here, I demand you speak with me! Caitiff! CAITIFF!! A curse upon you , your name shall now be Caitiff!"

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K plugged his ears "I'm not listening!" he sang in an immature voice, "Your name shall be Sally Jane Maggie Suzy-Q Sthing!!"
((lol, I made K immature. SPOOF!))