Kendi and Elli's chat-O-fun (an example to all...)

[Aly]

Jirynd: I just realized, I have no clue who Ahearn is... oh, well! *throws puppet on Trey*
Kornith: *roars with laughter*
Trey: *glares* What's wrong with you, Korny? *ignights puppets*
Aly: Goodness, Trey and Pyro aren't a good combination...

[ptsluvsnfl]

Pyro: @_@ *moans*
Kendi: Ya think? Poor Pyro is having a rough day. Now you see why I didn't allow him into consciousness a while ago.
Baethan: OW! MY HAND!
Kendi: *throws them new puppets and grabs fire extiguisher* Where are Aidan and John when ya need them?

[Aly]

Kornith: *bonks Pyro* Is that better?

Aly: >< I think he was genuinely trying to help.
Arya: And having fun at the same time?
Kornith: What is this strange device? *pulls ring and foam gushes* AHHH!!
Aly: It's, it's a fire extinguiser.
Arya: More like a monster of the snow! *jumps behind Kendi*
Kornith: *draws sword and hacks away at fire extinguisher* Die, fiend! Die!
Aly: Oh, my...

[ptsluvsnfl]

Kendiana: *jumps in his arms*
Pyro:
Baethan: *hand in mouth* goof tin heseep.
Baethan clone: Good thing he's asleep.
Cupid: I'll get this right, -I know it! *shoots Kornith* BULLSEYE! *paints target around arrow*
Kendiana: Pray, my love, what is this beast that you slay?
((lol, reminds me of a funny joke I heard once:
The villagers woke up to find that there were targets all over the city with an arrow perfectly in the center of each. Come to find out that the village idiot was responsible. When asked how he had come to be such a perfect archer, he replied, "I shot the arrows and then drew the circles!))

[Aly]

Kornith: 'Tis no more a beast to be feared, m'lady!
(Aly: Why is Kendiana jumping in his arms? I wouldn't be suprized if Kendi were jumping in his arms.)
Kornith: Come away into the sunset! *puts Kendiana on horse, but it runs away without Kornith* Cooome baaaack!!
Arya: :/ How unromantic. Pyro got a lot farther than you did.

Trey: *waves arms frantically* I'm being ignored over here!!
Sachi: I'll pay attention to you SIT!!
Trey: *jumps back into the steel wool*

[ptsluvsnfl]

Cupid: Ooops, I hit Kendiana by mistake, didn't I?
Kendiana: *love-dazed*
Pyro: *wakes up* I feel as though something important happened that I just missed...
Kendi: *tackles Kornith* He's MINE!
Kendiana: WAIT! *jumps off horse*
Kendi: *karate pose*
Kendiana: You know, you need to just use my real name, -this is ridiculous!
Kendi: *chop*
Kendiana: OW! *hiss*
-cat fight-
Pyro:
Baethan: This is the happiest day pf my life...
Ahearn: AHHHH!!! *runs from the getaway horse that ran off with Kornith* IT'S A MARE!!!

[Aly]

Kornith: That's not very lady-like.
Arya: Since when do you care about chivelry?
Kornith: True. *nudges Arya into cat fight* Have fun, dear!

Sachi: *jumps on Ahearn* Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
Aly: <FREEZE> But, wait! Is Ahearn in his horse form?
Trey: Yes, because the vet switched the voices.
Aly: Good point. </FREEZE> But how could you talk when I froze the scene?
Trey: Fire power, remember? *holds up single touge*
Aly: Ah, yes. That doesn't really make sence, but for heaven's sake, douse that fire!!

[ptsluvsnfl]

Kendiana: *screams* I'M UNDER A LOVE SPELL! NO TIME FOR ACTING IN-CHARACTER! HI-YA!
Kendi: OUCH!
Ahearn: Actually, I'm all better now. GET OFF MY SHOULDERS! I'm not Bullseye! He is! *points to bullseye painted on Kornith* see? Now off! *walks around unblanaced* I walk like a drunk guy!
Baethen: *sings* And you smell like one too!
Ahearn: *narrows eyes, lights match, and flicks it on Baethan*
Pyro: Oh! I hate you! *jumps on Baethan*
Baethan: Too bad you're a skinny tall guy. You would have been able to hold her weight!
Ahearn: I'm not that skinny! -and right now, my shoulders weigh more than my legs! *falls over*
Pyro: *notices Trey's finger* >_<
Kendi: *stops cat fight for a moment* I wonder how many times he can run back and forth tackling people until he drops...?
-THUD-
Kendi: Oh.

[Elli]

Everyone: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi!
Me: ALY! REPLY TO THE MASQUERADE!
Ellie: YEAH! RIGHT NOW I'M ASLEEP AND JIRYND IS IN CREEPY STALKER MODE! WE'VE BEEN LIKE THAT FOR WEEKS ON END... MAYBE EVEN A MONTH! I'VE HAD ENOUGH BEAUTY SLEEP....
Me: *shoots with a sleep dart* Obviously not... oh and Kendi... thanks for the technique!

[ptsluvsnfl]

Kendi: What technique?
Pyro: While we are speaking of the role play: May I stop singing now?
Kendi: No. And how can you talk while singing?
Pyro: I am siiiiiiing-taaaalking! *goes off key* I neeeeed water!
Kendi: Okay, you can stop now.
Pyro: *dies*
Kendi: OHMYGOSH! *tackles* Mouth to mouth!
Pyro: *runs for it*
Cupid: Muahaha... I shot Kendi.
Baethan: *walks around Milly carefully*

[Elli]

Milly: *glares at Baethan and then tackles him* I'm bored... so I'm going to have to content myself with beating you up. *smiles evily*
Me: Shooting people with a sleep dart...
Aidan:
Ellie:

[ptsluvsnfl]

Kendi: *love-crazed* Come here, honey! *chases Pyro with rope*
Pyro: ^_^ This is fun! *runs* For once, in a love chase, I am the one doing the running!
Baethan: *screams like a girl* I'm sorry for flirting with you! Please don't rip my ear off with your fangs!
Kendi: *sees Aidan* AIDY! *chases*
Pyro: *is still running* Wait... *sigh* 'twas fun while it lasted. -mope-

[Elli]

Aidan: *runs* CRAP!
Milly: *growls* WHAT Fangs?!
Ellie: I'm awake!
Me: Not for long! *shoots Ellie with a sleep dart again*
Ellie:

[ptsluvsnfl]

Baethan: *whimpers* Nothing...
Ahearn: Really give it to him!
Kendi: *tackles Aidan to the ground*
Pyro: This slightly insults me.

[Elli]

Aidan: >_< GET OFF OF ME!
Me: *giggle*
Milly: *smiles revealing vampire teeth* I got these last night... they're going to come in handy right now with you!
Drina: ^_^;

[ptsluvsnfl]

Baethan: *grins flirtatously and pulls down his shirt collar* Whatever makes you happy.
Kendi: ; Oh dear, you didn't think of that one, now did you? *to Aidan* No! *hugs him around neck, pulling really really tightly* -I did that at music bootcamp during a game, actually. You know the one where you all crowd in, grab two random hands from across from you, and try to untangle yourselves? I was behind this boy, strangling him because my arms were shoved up around his neck. Poor kid.

[Elli]

Aidan:
Milly: *is disturbed* *pulls out her rifle with the tacks and hits Baethan in the head*
Me:
Drina: WHY IS EVERYONE SO VIOLENT?!
Ellie:

[ptsluvsnfl]

Bae: Ow. Couldn't you just bite my neck?
Kendi: Okay, someone needs to be alone for awhile... *grabs his ear and walks him out of room*
Baethan: Ow! OW! You're really short, you know? Ow!
Kendi: *shoves him in room and slams door shut*
Baethan: I can't see anything. OW! SOMETHING JUST BIT ME!
Kendi: That was the toilet...
Baethan: You did NOT just take me to neopets and lock me in your psyoco-closet!
Kendi: *sings* Yes I di-id! Ooops... *releases Aidan* I think I just made him go unconscious...
Pyro: I am completely calm today. *sighs and lays down on couch* No chasing maidens, no burning things down, no pointing and laughing at people... ... What did you do to me?
Kendi: *hides tranqu behind back*

[Elli]

Milly: NOPE!
Me: *throws a torch at Pyro* YAY BEING CRUEL!
Aidan:
Drina: *sigh*
Ellie: I'm awake! Hey... where is Baethan... and why is Aidan unconcious?!

[ptsluvsnfl]

*banging on closet door* YOU'RE FLIP'N CRUEL! THERE'S A STRANGE FISH-CREATURE IN HERE!
Poj: Watch it! *zaps with lightning*
Baethan: You wanna piece of me?
Poj: Yep!
*punches and bodies hitting the floor*
Kendi: Wait wait wait... my roleplay charrie is beating up my neopet? I gotta stop this... my brain hurts... *pulls Bae out*
Baethan: @_< *twitch* I had the strangest dream...
Poj: *sneaks out door*
Baethan: FISHY! *chases him*
Poj: *zaps with lightning again*
Kendi: I give up. You two have fun.